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 ||||    O|||    O|||    |||O    ||||    ||||    ||O|   
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[Intro]
| D#m  | D#m  |


[Verse 1]
D#m                  C#6
  Take a look at my girlfriend
Bmaj7
She's the only one I got
D#m              C#6
  Not much of a girlfriend
  Bmaj7
I never seem to get a lot
 
A#7
  Take a jumbo across the water
D#m
Like to see America
A#7
  See the girls in California
    G#m                        C#
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            G#m              C#
But there's not a lot I can do


[Verse 2]
D#m                        C#6
Could we have kippers for breakfast
Bmaj7
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
D#m                        C#6
  They got to have 'em in Texas
       Bmaj7
'Cause everyone's a millionaire
 
A#7
  I'm a winner, I'm a sinner
D#m
Do you want my autograph
A#7
  I'm a loser, what a joker
    G#m                    C#
I'm playing my jokes upon you
              G#m                C#
While there's nothing better to do, hey


[Hook]
A#7                         D#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
A#7                         D#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
      B         G#m     C#
La la la, la la la, la la la la


[Verse 3]
D#m                   C#6
Don't you look at my girlfriend, girlfriend
       Bmaj7
'Cause she's the only one I got
D#m              C#6
  Not much of a girlfriend, girlfriend
  Bmaj7
I never seem to get a lot - What's she got? Not a lot
 
A#7
  Take a jumbo across the water
D#m
Like to see America
A#7
  See the girls in California
    G#m                        C#
I'm hoping it's going to come true
            G#m              C#
But there's not a lot I can do, hey


[Hook]
A#7                         D#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
A#7                         D#m
Ba ba da dum, ba ba, da-d' do da do da do
    A#7                  D#m
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
    A#7                    D#m
Hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um, hey u-um
      B         G#m     C#
La la la, la la la, la la la la ...